Charlie Sheen attempts to save marriage; understands sports highlights

Charlie Sheen has seen the error of his ways, after Denise Richards filed for divorce because he watched too much sport on TV.

“I had an epiphany later on what the sports highlight is for. The sports highlight is for parents, people that should be spending more time doing more important things,” he confessed.

I suspect there was more wrong than simply watching too much TV, though the box in the corner causes enough problems of its own.

We wish them well.